i think i was supposed to be a bear, or maybe a squirrel because the winter is coming and i am feeling the need to fill my belly to get me through the winter. i am starving, i cannot get enough food.... ever. i am hungry, more like ravenous all the time. it's really not okay. i don't know what to do. every winter i get all cozied up to food but its nothing in comparison to this. it's all that i can do to not start gnawing on my fist as we speak. trevan has been looking at me in awe the past few days as i pound food hourly. i am usually one of the smaller eaters in these parts(you should meet my very skinny, disgustingly huge eater, sister brooke... its not fair). really, what is going on? i am not pregnant so we can rule that one out. maybe i am just going through a growth spurt or something?(that seems like a rational explanation) whatever the reason is, i have got to get it under control or i am going to wind up morbidly obese by spring. i mean is this how it starts? do you just start eating a lot and then you wake up and you don't recognize yourself? frankly, i am bit worried.
so help me.... i am calling jenny craig or at least controlling myself starting fresh tomorrow.
but i am so hungry!
You just made me miss Chris Farley. :)
ReplyDeleteYou are so beautiful and way too hard on yourself. But don't I know about the battle of the bulge. Hang in there, calories in, calories out!
ReplyDeleteYou are one CRAZY girl!! And be comforted that you did NOT inherit the Berset butt! XOXO
ReplyDeleteI hear you. I, too, am a bottomless pit these days. The fact that the holidays are upon us and there is delicious, fattening food all over the place really isn't helping me out at all. I've started drinking crystal lite for a no-cal flavor fix and to try to stave off my hunger pangs until it seems socially acceptable to eat again. But generally I am just trying to enjoy all the good food and I'll commit to healthier eating habits when the new year rolls around.
ReplyDeleteC-R-Y-I-N-G I am laughing so hard. Bring it on sister BEAR!!!
ReplyDeletebenjamin the bear.
ReplyDeletethe bear met benji.
the bear was bulgey.
the bulge was benji, poor old benji.
nice one kennan! nice pict's.
love, tuckerlamoreaux peace OUT!!
leslie's right. she IS a bottomless pit lately. we'll be out shopping and she'll just start freaking out demanding that we eat immediately. it's kinda funny. i think all women have our days/weeks/seasons like that. i know i do.
ReplyDeleteI'm just excited for the new little one due this summer!
ReplyDeleteUgh - story of my life this past year. Let me know when you find a cure - my waistline depends on it!
ReplyDeleteI feel the same way!
ReplyDeleteIt is normal this time of year. I am doing it too. I keep thinking if I got outside more and got some vitamin D, I wouldn't want to eat so much. I may start tanning just to keep my moods and therefor my eating in check. It sounds wierd but I think it is linked. Let's do it together.
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